Golden Monkey Teapot

thirddeadlysin:

imanutcase-10:

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theman:

beardedmrbean:

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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

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winawinadajcie:
““Russia is so big the geese went for a walk in 1991 and only got back in 2014.”
“The geese built Dubai and returned.” ”

winawinadajcie:

“Russia is so big the geese went for a walk in 1991 and only got back in 2014.”

“The geese built Dubai and returned.”

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maxiel-jpg:

I don’t usually comment on redline streams and the one time I did, Max laughed so hard he pulled a muscle in his shoulder. Is this a sign????

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Bonus pic of the comment being pinned so that it could haunt Bennett for half an hour

free-post-store:

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maestrokitty:

disposablebicycle:

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disposablebicycle:

Freelancing in technical theater means you’re on a lot of different email lists. People need a crew, they send out an email, you respond with your availability. Now, most people start these with things like “hey folks” or “hi everyone”. Neal is not most people.


His openers started off innocent enough.



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Then, he started to push boundaries.

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And as you can see, it has spiraled out of control since then.

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Tag yourselves. I’m the anteater in a suit who thinks he can pass.

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THEY JUST KEEP COMING

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He’s even witty in real time.

Neal is a hecking gift.

this is a very good resource for an rpg character gjcjiscnnsjc

$0

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everythingfox:

We must be respectful of all languages

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cryoverkiltmilk:

haibane:

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it must be said the ancient greeks got a little funny with it

Parry this, you filthy Macedonian.

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your-gay-grandma:

please do something kind for yourself today. treat yourself as your oldest and dearest friend. speak gently to yourself, treat yourself to your favourite meal or activity. in a world that demands so much of you, at the very least you owe it to yourself to be kind.

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